Ok, so where have I been hiding? I thought "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" was a joke on us by late night TV, but low and behold, it's fur reels! I feel like someone just handed me a warm baby puppy to rock gently to sleep, I'm so thrilled.
Yes, I could be bettering myself, reading Proust, pondering his melting Madeleine and its neuroscientific implications, but why better myself when belittling someone else is so much more fun??
I'll probably have to watch on my laptop in my closet so those dirty tramps don't poison my sweet chilluns, but I'm betting that the Jersey girls are going to make Kim, my favorite big boobie mop-head from Atlanta blush. Stand by for lots-o-lepord and glittering Lucite.
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