Just as soon I learned to be open minded and accepting of Maria, the holder of "Preschool Skank" label, here comes the new little ho, Sidney. The Boy no longer fancies Maria because she snitched on him for playing Pokemon at nap time, and now its all about Sidney, Sidney, blah blah blah.
"Sidney likes to play Legos and blocks, not all that girly stuff" says The Boy. Yea, right. I know your tricks 'lil Miss Sidney! you stole him away from Maria, and soon you'll probably invite him over for a playdate and try to woo him further with some macceroni and cheese, and next thing you know, you'll be swaping more than pokemon cards. Well just know I'm watching you, little Skeezer Sidney!!
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