What's up with the shoes here? If you must have it all out there with the skanarina flytrap shorts, don't be inconsistent and go wearing granny lace-up S.A.S. shoes. This is criminal! The shoes absolutely wreck the entire ensemble! The only acceptable shoe gear would be towering Lucite heels, or au natural, (barefoot).
The true beauty in this picture is the couple strolling arm-in-arm in the background; nothing says "I Love You Forever" better than matching back leather cowboy hats. Magnificent!
12 comments:
You burned my eyeballs again.
Dear Mrs. Bunker,
I'm assuming something got in the way of those Manolos at Last Call. Nevertheless, I think you've proved, with fashion advice, that your manliness is entirely Jungian.
In-credible!!
Ann T.
Somethings should never be seen yet you always find them and splash them where we have to look!! Oh Edith, you must be a sadist at heart!! Could you get DrPA to display his goods again after that vomitous display? It's only fair!!
Sorry peedee! I'm try to find something on the advice of Gia to ease the pain.
Ann T: one more day to make last call!
Mrs. B,
I have returned to view this image several times. Each visit, I hope to come up with some witty remark that will enhance the viewing experience for your readers.
Each time, I have left your blog more disgusted than the visit before and still I have nothing.
Yet I wonder, as I keep returning, do I stand a risk of becoming a geriatriphile?
I hope not. At least not until I am 65.
Thanks so much for the nightmares and anxiety that is sure to follow.
ger-i-a-tri-phile. 5 flippen syllables.
He's a ginger AND he's smart!!
I'm on Team Schmoe from here on out.
Capt, I think the image may be preventative against premature geriaphilation.
Your defiantly win the word of the day contest, can't wait to use it!
Are the horizontal appliques on her shorts meant to be purely decoration, or are they supposed to make her look like she's going faster? Just askin'...
I'd rather see the jeans down low than the shorts up high. Where's her fashion sense, eh?
BZ
Linnn, sadly they are not appliques, but rather they are vents. gotta keep things fresh down south!
BV: careful for what you ask for, I have some fairly unflattering pictures of the down low jeans in order to demonstrate the "muffin top" faux pas. how low are we talking here?
Mrs B I used Google Translate for the Chinese comment... it says "Bicycle said ... the value of life and his happiness lies in his ability to value their own survival ............................ ......................
just thought you'd like to know what your fans are saying in any language!
Gia
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