Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Spring Break

How about this economy!!! Where the hell's my bailout money? We have to tighten our belts, according to Mr. Bunker, it's hard for him because he's suffering from that insidious chronic corpulence around his middle. No fancy resort in Cabo this year for us, we're going back home to Indiana for our spring break. I guess we'll have to leave him ashore because he'd probably sink our yacht. Maybe he could drive along the bank in his pickup truck; we need someone to haul the bug spray. I think we will be able to enjoy some luxury when we get to the big gambling boats. I wonder if they take food stamps? We'd probably be fine if we could pawn that damn nail polish.

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