What are you watching? I ask.Princess Diarrhea!! shouts The Boy, thereby making a fairly benign Disney movie sound like some kind of dirty scat porn. "She hit him right in the PEAUNUTS!!", he howls after Anne Hathaway whacks the little surfer prick in the, uh, prick with a softball.
Update: forget about drowning kittens.
The automotive-grade-silicone enhanced, trout lipped reproductive nightmare is the current target of my ire. In her ancestral homeland (Iran) the "F" in MILF would stand for FLOG, as in "flog that silly twat until her well proven uterus falls out and shrivels up, then jump on it until it is mush".
Those 8 unfortunate babies would have been tolerated for about 10 minutes in Iran, which is where the grandpa said he was going in order to raise some cash for the child army produced by his daughter. It was probably just an excuse though, just to get away from that batshit CRAZY homegirl of his, I'm positive he'll be back real soon.
Also, she's not on welfare. No, she's just getting $500/ month in food stamps because she's extra nice, and the other monthly payments she receives from the government, in her esteemed opinion, don't count as welfare because she has "legitimate needs". When you're done wiping the barf off your chin, go watch the Westminster Kennel Club dog show because those doggies are cute and fuzzy, and they are supposed to have litters.
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And her boyfriend (sperm donor) wants to marry her, but she says no, she just wants babies. I wonder if maybe the fertility doctor should be forced to support the babies? He's got to use a little common sense.
I don't want to take any responsibility away from Miss Batshit. It's all on her. Although there were definitely people aiding and abetting.
I think she's going to move in with Drew Peterson. They're bonding over their famewhoring. She'll soon "disappear" and he'll adopt the babies our for a few bucks. PROBLEM SOLVED!!
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