Why is this happening? The Boy's eyes glazed over last night when Sarah Jessica Parker and her rack arrived on the red carpet. He was transfixed. HE'S ONLY FIVE!!! He's generally restricted to PBS kids and Sprout, although there have been a few accidental Reno 911 exposures, but they were very very brief. He saw more of Officer Dangle than Officer Hookah. Honest. How can he be so dazzled?? He has yet to have a look at a girly magazine. So WHY is he so tantalized by the jugs? He's still supposed to be worshiping ME right? At least a little, until he's like 7, at least. I'm about as shapely as a FedEx envelope, and my motorboat potential is zero.It must have been that Polish Nanny with the bodacious set that got him all warped. Shit. I should have made her hack those things off; they'll only give her back problems later in life, after all.
I am afraid that when he's 12 hes going to drag home a little something like this. He probably won't even care if she has facial hair. WHY?? HOW???And in case anyone is unclear about the motorboat thing:
2 comments:
wow there were so many titties in this post!!
It's not the number (6) it's the volume that is impressive here.
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