Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Mr. Mom

This is a picture of Archie Bunker's misguided attempt to make breakfast. Disgusting. Nobody should eat any of this mess, not even to be polite. If there is an accidental consumption, then there is a mandatory lie-down-and-rest period for at least an hour, because there is a high risk of the entire stomach falling right out through the ass, which can be vexing.
I'm not sure if he should get points for trying, or punched in the nuts for attempted murder.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is that? It's the color and shape of a horseshoe crab. There is something that looks like kind of like bacon. So it could be shaved horseshoe crab shitting bacon.

The 11 year old Boy Scouts do better than that cooking outdoors on a Coleman stove. Even when they are cooking over an open fire it doesn't look that bad. It is almost always recognizable.

Edith Bunker said...

WOW!! it is indeed a horseshoe crab shitting bacon. or a pancake. amazing skills.