Time to TAKE COVER here in the Second City because Mayor Richie is sure to be as pissed-off as a priest with priapism. Ticked-off as an untucked trannie in a tutu.
OK sorry. Enough of the annoying amateur alliteration.
SORRY!
Well then, he's going to be as enraged as Kanye West, well, on a perfect Summer's Eve.
Anyone who works at City Hall should probably just call in sick on Monday, it's sure to be ugly. Mayor Daley is probably ready to lob a nuke at the South Side because if those little assholes weren't so busy having drug wars, then he'd probably have been more successful in Denmark. Oh wait... Rio has more drugs and crime than we do, anyway you slice it.
Maybe it's the "culture of corruption" we're all moaning about...but wait! Beijing makes Chicago look like a Brownie troop in terms of corruption.
So why? even with Poperah Winfrey and the Obamas?? How can this be?
This is one Chicagoan who does not care about this monumental slight. I'm just pleased that I don't have to pitch in for King Richie's hubris. Next we get to discover who will ultimately be blamed (credited) for this failure (achievement). This hot-potato toss should be every bit as riveting as any event traditionally included in the Olympic games.
2 comments:
the Olympics in Chi town is a bad idea..end of story....but it seems that every jerkoff you talk to is all for it...you cant talk common sense to the brainless..thank the Lord that its not going to happen...fuckers, Im moving to a different planet, this ones full of idiots, you comin Mrs Bunker...
Packing up now!
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