Good news for someone, your elegant frog lamp has been found!Now come get it the hell out of my garage before it's used as a murder weapon. Someone surely is suffering great remorse for letting go of this object de'Art, the value of which was immediately appreciated by Mr. Bunker on his evening dumpster dive.
Anyway, rightful frog lamp owner, your fingerprints are probably ALL OVER THIS BITCH, so come get it or face up to the CSI, they will find you. That or you will be smote down by The Lord. This is in my prayers.
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Oh god.
That's ugly...
...and the sorta thing my mother would buy.
They need drugs.
How did you ever marry a dumpster diver, Edith??
ok, I kid you not....I have a buddy that LOVES anything frog. Email me and I'll buy it for him. He'll LOVE IT!! And you get rid of it....
Gia, I ask myself that question very frequently. I think I might have been drunk.
Peedee...give me the address, honest. I'll send it!
email me... pdevegh at bellsouth dot net.
I got Dibs on the old school skateboard...
See that Edith? One man's junk is another mans frog lamp or old school skateboard............I have a pile of clothes that Archie may like........
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, my friends gonna love me!!
Mrs. B,
Do yourself a favor and check the USPS regulations on shipping hazardous and/or dangerous materials. It may be a felony to ship something that ugly.
PeeDee, whatever you do, don't look into it's eyes when it arrives at your crib. The last thing you want to do is make eye contact. Better yet, give Mrs. B your friends address so you don't risk exposure.
Mrs. B, isn't Arch gonna miss that work d'art?
What repercussions might you face when he realizes that it's gone?
Hell no Frank, you cannot have my skateboard, how would I get to work? I need that handle for high-heel days.
And Capt., when he discovers that it is gone which could be tomorrow or 10 years hence, he will howl, writhe, gnash his teeth then go obtain some other object to fill the void. It's annoying.
Dr. Frank said he wants those industrial size paper shredders....all 4. Send them. lol
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