Is that some kind of tumor? or could it be a saline implant migrating south? This here's the progeny of my fine partner, Dr. PA (as in business partner, not life; dang filthy pervs). He was immaculately conceived when she was 12 or so.As I understand it, little pigtailed Dr. PA was a sweet young girl living in the middle of a cornfield (a few states west of my cornfield). She was just skipping along with her jump rope, mooning over some Bon Jovi posters and suddenly she got into a big fight with her mean mean mom. Absolutely distraught over upsetting the tranquil harmony of her family home, she snuck out the bathroom window, and next thing you know, Whamoo!! One in the oven! (To revisit Dr. PA, kindly click here and here.)
Her guidance counselor promptly steered her toward beauty school, WIC coupons, and even hinted at a decent shot at one of the nicer section 8 apartments if she played her cards right. But No! Off the the big city, momma and her bebbeh for higher education; how great to be hacking on a cadaver and lactating?? And somehow even shaking down honors? obviously accomplished through cheating or sleeping around; how else?
My admiration of her perseverance allows me to turn a blind eye to some of her fashion faux pas; see I didn't even notice this horror with the socks!
Please note that whatever's going with Boy Wonder's arm, there happily is nary a track mark or prison tat. That little asshole became smarter than a Cray Supercomputer before he started shaving so he basically needed to be tied to a chair for a little while so he'd quit hacking into secure systems. He did this not out of criminal intent, but mostly in order to make a mockery of parental controls. Kid had to go on lockdown, Dr. PA was getting some gray hairs and starting to get this crazy look about her.Our young hero will probably be getting his first bachelor's degree before he gets his official driver's license, but presently it looks as if his powers will be used for good rather than evil purposes. That is, unless it turns out that that thing in his arm is a three headed alien monster getting ready to break out and wreak havoc on the Earthlings; but look how cute he is in scrubs!
5 comments:
I love it when they're smart AND cute!
so whats wrong with his arm anyway??
Overuse injury maybe??? From working so hard in the office, of course.
--didja get that Ninja?
Maybe a little ganglian from flexing those muscles too much!! Why is he wearing scrubs?
No Ninja yet. Its a goal. I've got to take care of a few other things before I can justify spending that money.
Oh and I called the local humane society...gotta jump through a bunch of hoops just to volunteer. But I'm gonna jump. Picking up the application today. We'll see how it goes.
I'm not actually sure what that is on his arm. What is up with that, Boy Wonder?
He's wearing scrubs because he was working in the office & if he wears his own clothes he looks homeless.
Congrats peedee! keep jumpin. It'll be worth it.
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