Friday, January 11, 2008

Loathsome fucker

So I came home today to find we have a little dog in the hose. Do I need another baby???
I've only just gotten out of the excrement-cleaning stage with the kids. Damn. Hayden wants to call it Gryffindor, of course. It's a stupid little poodle. Nicholas wants to call him Spot but he can't pronounce "s" so he sounds like he's calling him bot. Also, the dog has no spots. I'd like to kick him and call him Fucker, but then my kids won't like me anymore.

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