Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Why Chaz, Why?


I get it that she wanted to be a he; she had some gender issues and apparently always had a hankerin' for the ladies. She wanted to wear menswear with ties and big watches with altimeters and use aftershave. After she shaved. Her face.
I can live with all that; deep down she was a dude. My question, then is this: Why go through the whole reassignment thing then call yourself "Chaz"??? Chaz is the gayest gay name a gay ever had. Ever. To my knowledge, there is no straight man on planet earth named Chaz.
So is he a gay man now? That would take it to a new level of confusion for me.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Geeeez. I had know idea THIS latest was going on! I remember watching the S&C show, and how cute she was when they brought her on the show. BTW Cher is a shining example of the amount of bad surgery good money can buy. What a picture the two of them together would make.
-SCRN

Capt. Schmoe said...

I'm just glad she didn't decide to call herself Jo

I'm just sayin'

Ann T. said...

Dear Mrs. Bunker,
I'm already confused. Is not Chaz. a nickname for Charles??? Could we not have gone for the whole name and just asked for the tricky nick?

Maybe he will go to Gold's Gym now and they will smack it out of him.
We'll find out he's now Chuck.

Ann T.

Edith Bunker said...

SCRN: back in the day when she was known as "Chastity", right? They are a pair.

Capt: Probably would have been fancied up a bit, like "Gheoeseph". I think you're ok on this.

Ann T: Yes. It's the gay form of Charles. I think Chuck would have been more appropriate here, or I would at least find it less confusing.

Unknown said...

OMG Thats Chasity?? holy fuhk. She does look better as a man. I guess.

And ur right. I know 3 gay Chaz's.

911 and the Randomness.. said...

Wow...what in the world is going on out there?? Why watch soap operas when you can follow this!
I'm w/ Ann T, waiting to find out she/he is now Chuck!!

Anonymous said...

Watta ya expect after 9 months in Cher's Uterus??
That bein said, "If I Could Turn Back Time" still gives me goosebumps, and I'm about as Gay as Wilt Chamberlain.

Frank

Edith Bunker said...

I think you might be a tiny bit gay. based on all the "glee" stuff. Maybe not like seriously gay, just a schoshe. No I don't need a testimonial from Mrs. D.

Thank you for validating my point Peedee, and thanks for stopping by, 911!

The Whale said...

Happy Birthday Edith. You are still my favorite sister.

Unknown said...

SHITTTTT!!!! I forgot your birthday!! I was thinking about this last week. GD it EDITH!!

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday toooooo youuuuuuuuuuu, Happy birthday dear Edith, Happy birthday toooooo Youuuuuu!!!

Edith Bunker said...

you'll always be older Whale. A LOT older.
Thank you Peedee, I can hear you singing, and it is beyotifoo.
That's all, I've got to go put my dentures in so I can chew up my laxative.

Anonymous said...

Umm Edith, you wear dentures???
So your 1/3 of the way to that Mythical Perfect Woman my Dad used to talk about.
1: Toothless
2: 3 Feet Tall
3: Dad who owns a liquor store
and was it a flashback or did you say "Schoshe"??

Frank, "I'm about as Gay as Tom Cruise, I mean, Clint Eastwood" Drackman

Edith Bunker said...

Flashback, Tommy. I mean Frank.