This unfortunate situation occurs when the ass travels on up the back, resulting in the anatomical structure known as the bass. The cleavage point is hence the basscrack.This goes back to the First Law of Thermodynamics which deals with the conservation of energy: Energy (and therefore mater via E=mc2) may be neither created nor destroyed, no matter how much lycra is involved. You can stave off the muffin top, the biffalo (butt in front) and the FOPA (fat over pubic area) but that stuffs gunna pop out somewhere.
disclaimer: this is not patient of mine. I promise. I had complete informed consent.
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Edith, come on, you want us to believe that someone actually allowed you to photograph this new trend in back fat? OMG How ...**Gia shivers** gross! Also the shape of the bottom half ?????? UGHHHH
Things you learn...
In Georgia we call that a "Muffin Top"
There's even a sub-genus called the "Mexican Muffin Top"
Check it out at "Mexicanmuffintops.com"
Frank
True Gia. Honest.
And Frank, that is much to far north to be a traditional muffing top. I suppose it could be some kind on muffin top sub-category. One may have a muffin top without a basscrack, but there is probably no basscrack that does not adhere somewhat to the muffin top principle. There is a syllogism here somewhere.
one word....ewwwwwwww.
Maybe I'm weird, but I'm a dude who loves a good muffin top on a girl. A bit of bulge round the middle makes her look comfy to hold. That, however, is a bit too high for my liking. Just wear tight jeans and let it be there.
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