My match.com "woman seeks whipping boy" profile would be something like this:
So much baggage I need a Sherpa! Crazy ex who's a big man with a bad temper and major jealousy/control/abandonment issues; but it's all under control. Really.
All about me:
- I don't like lingerie unless it's flannel
- My lifetime maximum for receiving criticism has been met and exceeded.
- I have great Whopping Shitloads of SEXY student loan debt!
- Business owner, almost any day getting ready to start getting close to breaking even.
- I do not like jazz or poetry
- I'm almost sure that I never want to have sex again.
- Blonde/blue. Skinny, only thing big things are my feet.
- I enjoy reading, running, pretzels & jelly beans.
- I do not like sharing my popcorn at the movies.
- Good cook & gardener
- 2 great kids that you will never have to be bothered to meet! if you try, I'll chase you away with an axe!
a nice neat gay man-- we could admire each others wardrobes.
or
about 10 kitty cats.
oh, and meet the family:
sorry Dad, but you KNOW that's their backyard. Looks like someone shut off the satellite service!! what the hell!!
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