Grab your black-tie pasties and your top-hat, make sure everything's been waxed, plucked and bleached, and don't be late to the church! Today is the day!
That guy on the left who thought it was a clown/Elvis theme is feeling pretty awkward, I just know it. DUH. People can be so inappropriate.
Anyhow, this is the date upon which Dr. PA and her chosen purse-holder enter into the horror of joint checking. I still don't understand how she could decline my fine offer of a life partnership of collecting stray cats while wearing disco fab naphthalene scented designer clothes, but I tried. I put myself out there despite my heartbreak. I coulda been the one.
As a consolation prize, I am participating as a reader. Not just any reader either, HEAD reader. The boss of the readers, and mind you I will be keeping that other bitch in line.
Also, just kidding with that raunchy assemblage above, Dr. PA is far to refined and sophisticated to be hosting that tattooed gaggle of harlots. She is a petite little flower, not the more-to-love type picture above. So for real:
33 comments:
Congrats to Dr. PA on her enslave.. I mean her joyous union.
Don't tell her I said this, but I read somewhere that symmetry is the key to visual attractiveness. I think you may have provided proof.
You broke my damn eyeballs.
Best wishes to the bride and slave. ;)
And i want the transcript of your reading. please.
Capt, your not suggesting she's unattractive, right? I know your not.
peedee: a least it's not the Corinithians "Love is patent love is kind" one, because I did put together an alternate version for that one that is highly inappropriate.
BTW, the blue drank was avoided. ho hum.
You Yankees think your so great, what with your fancy good teeth...
Frank
Congratulations Dr. PA!
-SCRN
Best wishes on the hostage-taking.
Save the blue drink for when I visit Edith!!!
If we do that though, we need someone to hold the bail money...
>.>
<.<
Any volunteers??
PeeDee/Edith holding the bail money is usually my job. I don't drink so I could be the designated driver, too.
My dear dear Edith.....These awful pictures have to be GONE..... How about some updating on your darling children, and how your coping. How's your Mom? Gotten any new shoes lately? Dating? running? new news .....pat
Yeah seriously Edith, what Pat says. Also, Frank stole your green background so definitely time for a change.
-SCRN
Yoo Hoo where are you? I'm missing you again as are the rest of us....all tho Frank hasn't written for 5 days..... OMG your not together are you?????? scary thought! I don't think you'd really go after him....but aged brain wanders when I don't hear. Pat
LOL!!!!
-SCRN
Thanks for sharing this link, but unfortunately it seems to be down... Does anybody have a mirror or another source? Please answer to my post if you do!
I would appreciate if a staff member here at youareatuna.blogspot.com could post it.
Thanks,
John
mmm..her mother must be proud! (;
Where oh where is our Edith????? I'm worrying again. Does anybody have any clues?? Pat
Where oh where is our Edith????? I'm worrying again. Does anybody have any clues?? Pat
yikes....see I'm losen it. doing things twice .. Pat
Edith sleeps with the Fishes...
FRANK-FRANK-FRANK you are such a downer!!!!Shame on you!
Edith has been moved into the witness protection program after the mysterious disappearance of Archie, so has been unable to post. But seriously, she is doing fine and enjoying her clutter/junk free new life. Unfortunately for her faithful readers and Frank too, she is probably not going to be blogging too much for the next little while. Got a few things going on that take precedence. My niece and nephew are still almost as awesome as their older cousins despite the unrest in their lives. Edith survives and will eventually return.
Thanks whale....Pat says hey!
Thanks too Whale. But somehow when you post, I feel I need to send lots of support Edith's way.
So here's lots of support to Edith.
-SCRN
Edith does need lots of support, but at the same time she is doing better than she has been for a long time. The Archie-ectomy will make her better, but it's still a complex surgery.
She has my full support....I've been there done that....I know how it feels. Hang in there this to shall pass....life gets good again! Pat
Hi Edith.....Hope your having a "Happy Turkey Day". I really miss hearing from you. We're waiting for SNOW ugh! I wish you well! Pat
Another periodic update. Edith is surviving and although she's going through a tough time (Archie is an asshole--I know it's an understatement, but that's the nicest word I could come up with) she's doing very well. The kids are also doing suprisingly well. At least half their genes are good. Looking forward to seeing just the three of them down in Texas for Christmas.
Oh Whale, Give Edith my love from GIa! She knows where to find me if she wants me to come kick some Archie butt!! Or just wants to go to Rush Street and do some shots!! Happy Days will be yours, Edith!!
Always, Gia
Thank you so much whale, I check everyday....really miss her. Hopefully a truck will put Archie put of her misery. Devil made me say that. But use to have a Archie too.UGH! Power to Edith!!!! Pat
Whale,
Edith really should come and chat, she needs it. Even if she needs to not talk about "shit-head" for her own sanity. We won't talk about him either.
We know one door must close in order for the other door to open. Edith needs to realize she is interesting and loved apart from the orignal purpose of this blog.
-SCRN
Dear Ms. Bunker,
Oh, I don't know, I think the pasty ladies beat the heck out of the Russian bride with perfect globules on her chest. You pick 'em memorable!
Captain, those were symmetrical too, but just too symmetrical.
I figure you read from the Apocalypse.
Truly, belated best wishes to Dr. P.A.!
Ann T.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" Edith where ever you are. Hopefully the new year will bring you peace and happyness...I wish that for you. Pat
Hi Whale ....Any news of Edith????
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